Where's the Moderator???

fuking stoopid machenust

Daisy.

 

I'm always glad to have the opportunity to speak openly, without fear
of Proctologically Violated twisting my words in an incontinent attempt
to invade every private corner and force every thought into an
unambitious mold. In the first place, someone has been giving his brain
a very thorough washing, and now Proctologically Violated is trying to
do the same to us. With his op-ed pieces hanging over us like the Sword
of Damocles, it makes sense that when one examines the ramifications of
letting him defile the present and destroy the future, one finds a
preponderance of evidence leading to the conclusion that he says that
one can understand the elements of a scientific theory only by
reference to the social condition and personal histories of the
scientists involved. You know, I don't think I have heard a less
factually based statement in my entire life.

Proctologically Violated has certainly never given evidence of thinking
extensively. Or at all, for that matter. He frequently avers his
support of democracy and his love of freedom. But one need only look at
what he is doing -- as opposed to what he is saying -- to understand
his true aims.

Stripping from the term "cinephotomicrography" the negative
connotations it evokes, I will try to shape a world of dignity and
harmony, a world of justice, solidarity, liberty, and prosperity.
Please don't misread my words here; many people who follow
Proctologically Violated's hastily mounted campaigns have come to the
erroneous conclusion that Proctologically Violated's hatchet jobs are
Right with a capital R. The stark truth of the matter is that he spouts
the same bile in everything he writes, making only slight modifications
to suit the issue at hand. The issue Proctologically Violated's excited
about this week is careerism, which says to me that I cannot believe
how many actual, physical, breathing, thinking people have fallen for
his subterfuge. I'm absolutely stunned. Faith is harder to shake than
knowledge, love succumbs less to change than respect, hate is more
enduring than aversion, and Proctologically Violated is doing
everything in his power to make me lose heart. The only reason I
haven't yet is that I believe in the four P's: patience, prayer,
positive thinking, and perseverance. If his cajoleries get any more
infernal, I expect they'll grow legs and attack me in my sleep. This
should be a chance to examine and bring problems to light, to share and
join in understanding, but this makes me fearful that I might someday
find myself in the crosshairs of Proctologically Violated's querulous
conjectures. (To be honest, though, it wouldn't be the first time.)

Here's a specific example of the way in which only contentious carpers
ever contend that Proctologically Violated's ideologies are "grandly
compelling", "articulate and persuasive", or "a vital contribution": He
wants to threaten the common good. The public is like a giant that
Proctologically Violated has blindfolded, drugged, and gagged. This
giant has plugs in his ears and Proctologically Violated leads him
around by the nose. Clearly, such a giant needs to encourage our
spirits to soar. That's why I feel obligated to notify the giant (i.e.,
the public) that I have a tendency to report the more sensational
things that Proctologically Violated is up to, the more shocking
things, things like how he wants to substitute breast-beating and
schwarmerei for action and honest debate. And I realize the difficulty
that the average person has in coming to grips with that, but he
measures the value of a man by the amount of profit he can realize from
him. Let's remember that. Granted, we must give peace a chance in such
as way that there is nothing Proctologically Violated can do about it
except learn to live with the fait accompli. But when Proctologically
Violated promotes the idea of a "global village" he secretly means
"global pillage". But there's the rub; as that last sentence suggests,
while he insists that all it takes to solve our social woes are shotgun
marriages, heavy-handed divorce laws, and a return to some mythical
1950s Shangri-la, reality dictates otherwise. Actually, if you want a
real dose of reality, look at how compassion and moral principle are
not the main motives for Proctologically Violated's actions. He will
almost certainly tiptoe around that glaringly evident fact, because if
he didn't, you might come to realize that throughout history, there has
been a clash between those who wish to break the neck of his policy of
larrikinism once and for all and those who wish to infiltrate and then
dominate and control the mass media. Naturally, Proctologically
Violated belongs to the latter category.

Proctologically Violated will probably never understand why he scares
me so much. And he honestly does scare me: His deeds are scary, his
fibs are scary, and most of all, his deputies are once again out
begging for signatures for some abusive petition that makes it legal
for Proctologically Violated to incite racial hatred. Sad, but true.
And it'll only get worse if he finds a way to create a global workers
plantation overseen by transnational corporations who have no more
concern for the human rights of those who produce their products or
services than Proctologically Violated has for his advocates. For his
spleeny plans to succeed, Proctologically Violated needs to "dumb down"
our society. An uninformed populace is easier to control and manipulate
than an educated populace. In the coming days, schoolchildren will stop
being required to learn the meanings of words like
"superserviceableness" and "anthrohopobiological". They will be
incapable of comprehending that Proctologically Violated sometimes has
trouble convincing people that there is something intellectually
provocative in the tired rehashing of dishonest stereotypes. When he
has such trouble, he usually trots out a few militant killjoys to
constate authoritatively that the rules don't apply to Proctologically
Violated. Whether or not that trick of his works, it's still the case
that in order to convince us that his expedients are a breath of fresh
air amid our modern culture's toxic cloud of chaos, Proctologically
Violated often turns to the old propagandist trick of comparing results
brought about by entirely dissimilar causes. Let me conclude by saying
that we who want to reinvigorate our collective commitment to building
and maintaining a sensitive, tolerant, and humane community will not
rest until we do.

--
Black Dragon http://improve-usenet.org

Every time you masturbate, God kills a kitten.

Please, think of the kittens.

 

Why do I get the impression that we are talking about an engineer whose work
routinely gets laughed at by machinists?

 

Did you see that...engineer on engineer!...That's what I'm tALKIN bOUT!!

 

Perhaps you should hang around airport washrooms and leave posting to
newsgroups to others.

 

Nope. It's "Jonathan".
I checked <VBG>.

 

Probably not a republican.

HTH

 

Pulling a banquer.

http://www.google.com/search?hl=en&...+he+writes,+making+only+slight+modifications"
For shame !!

 

@free.teranews.com:

I believe you are the one with the dilusions, reading and comprehension
skill issues. I _did not_ say you had a degree on the wall. I said you
have the _degree on the wall attitude_. Please do try and actually _read
and comprehend_ a post before you go off replying offhand. It just makes
you look like you belong in the same category as JB & Cliff when you
don't.


--
Anthony

You can't 'idiot proof' anything....every time you try, they just make
better idiots.

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Actually I find you (JB) pretty entertaining. You know, entertaining
like the monkeys at the zoo flinging crap at each other. Keep it up
JB, our personal muse.....

 

Actually I find you (JB) pretty entertaining.

Your entertainment bill is past due and is subject to collection.

 

How do you think BD got thru HS?
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Absolutely Vote, but NOT for a Democrat or a Republican.
Ending Corruption in Congress is the *Single Best Way*
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The Solution is so simple--and inexpensive!

AND,
Make sure whomever you do vote for believes in
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all d'numbuhs

 

You don't seem to have any.

 

Banned again, eh?

 

Better than clueless, who did not <G>.
BD can probably even do simple trig too.