SW Newest Marketing Triumph

SW Marketing has climbed to new heights. The three of us just recieved
exciting USB Buttons. Plug the button into your computer's USB port. A light
comes on inside the button. Push the button. You are (more or less)
instantly connected to the SolidWorks Customer Referral website. Wow, was
that exciting or what! This has to rank right up there with crinkly paper.

Jerry Steiger

 

does Billy Mays pop up and scream "But wait! There's more!" ?

 

hmm,... how ... but, does it have push to talk?

... 8^)

 

The literature that accompanies this Swag says that you can program it
to launch two websites depending on if you hold it down for one second
or for three seconds.

I was joking with the guys at work about why one would want to lose a
USB port and valuable desk space for this sort of thing, but it begs
the question - if you have DO have two websites you would want to
launch this way (for instance, the NORAD alert site if you saw
missiles coming in, and the NORAD stand-down site when you realized
they were just Canadian geese), how does one set up custom websites on
this bit of swag?

Any ideas? We spent five minutes on the problem, couldn't figure it
out, and when it comes to free junk that's about all that's
justified. If anyone else invested more-or-more-efficiently and
worked out the custom website setting, please let us know. You will
be saving the earth from another few ounces of gaudy landfill.

Ed

 

It would be interesting to watch what happens when you install it with
a packet sniffer. This has got to be the worlds coolest trojan horse.

TOP

 

Can you point one page to SolidWorks enchantment request and second to bug report?

 

As far as I can tell, the websites are factory set. I've been looking
around too. Got a full product review of the toy here. (Tongue-in-
cheek): http://www.fcsuper.com/swblog

Matthew Lorono
http://sw.fcssuper.com
http://www.fcsuper.com/swblog

 

Will someone please do a youtube video with one of these stupid things
being lit on fire and smashed with a sledge hammer!?!?

Please.

... 8^)

 

that would be nice )

you know I bet this is not as innocuous as it looks..
I figure the they have been sending out subliminal messages in podcasts..
and this object is a cunning plant...SW marketing will be able to send out
activation signals and users will rise from their desks on command, face
Concorde, and shout "MY SCREEN IS BLANK! ALL PRAISE OUR LEADER.

very sad... (

 

Will someone please do a youtube video with one of these stupid things

I'd like to know... Does it blend? The sledge hammer is too fast, and fire
on a thing that small won't be very gratifying. Firecrackers would be good
though... explosions are always good.

 

I pressed the button, but my protection scheme worked as planned and
nothing happened.

The ultimate security is NOT being on the web with critical
information and an untrustworthy OS.

 

Ah, c'mon,.. someone,.. for the luv of Friday!?!?

Propane torch,... meat grinder,... vice,.. microwave,... anything!?

Please,.. it seems a truly right thing to do!?!?!

... 8^)

 

If ya'all can wait until spring, I'll post a video hurling it from my
next generation trebuchet (duct taped to a brick of course, though the
trailing USB cable could provide a nice tracer). I'll even add a
little lighter fluid for a flaming hurl at sunset to Micheal Bay it up
for ya'all.

I'm glad fcscuper (dying to know the genesis of that moniker) also
tried to look into how to reprogram it with our same poor result.

Having the ability to launch up to two websites (two! wow it's great
here in 2008!) with a large piece of plastic that hogs desk space and
a precious USB port seems to me to be kinda stupid (favorites,
anyone?), but shipping it with both of the options sending you
permanently to the same site is an extra level of brilliant stupid. I
don't know about you folks, but as it stands right now I have to give
this one the award for worst...swag...ever. A small pad of grid paper
seems inspired in comparison (and let us all admit it... we used it)

Ed 'disturbingly snarky tonight for some reason' Eaton

 

I thought the little engineering pad was the best part the release. They
became highly valued trading items in our company.

Jerry Steiger

 

Hey c'mon ... SWAG is SWAG no matter how useless it is.

I just spent 20 minutes surfing the internet trying to find out how
I'd be able to program this damn thing ... no luck. But from what
I've read this just doesn't work with websites ... you (supposedly)
can program this damn thing to launch various applications and stuff.
That is if it is programable ...

I agree with Neil though ... just wait ... in a few months after
everybody has plugged them into their computers we'll all be
hypnotized by SolidWorks (working with Dean Kamen) and the next thing
you know we'll all be designing Robots.

Cheers

P.S. I got a lot of requests from people who don't even use SWx if
they could get one of the SWx Engineering pads.