OT - Is Hell exothermic or endothermic?

Bonus Question: Is Hell exothermic (gives off heat) or endothermic
(absorbs heat)?


First, we need to know how the mass of Hell is changing in time.

So we need to know the rate at which souls are moving into Hell and the
rate at which they are leaving.

I think that we can safely assume that once a soul gets to Hell, it will
not leave. Therefore, no souls are leaving.

As for how many souls are entering Hell, let's look at the different
religions that exist in the world today.

Most of these religions state that if you are not a member of their
religion, you will go to Hell.

Since there is more than one of these religions and since people do not
belong

to more than one religion, we can project that all souls go to Hell.

With birth and death rates as they are, we can expect the number of souls in

Hell to increase exponentially.

Now, we look at the rate of change of the volume in Hell because Boyle's

Law states that in order for the temperature and pressure in Hell to
stay the same, the volume of Hell has to expand proportionately as souls
are added.



This gives two possibilities:



1. If Hell is expanding at a slower rate than the rate at which
souls enter Hell,

then the temperature and pressure in Hell will increase until all Hell
breaks loose.

2. If Hell is expanding at a rate faster than the increase of souls
in Hell, then

the temperature and pressure will drop until Hell freezes over.



So which is it?



If we accept the postulate given to me by Teresa during my Freshman year
that, "it will be a cold day in Hell before I sleep with you", and take
into account the fact that I slept with her last night, then number 2
must be true, and thus I am sure that Hell is exothermic and has already
frozen over.

The corollary of this theory is that since Hell has frozen over, it
follows that it is not accepting any more souls and is therefore,
extinct...leaving only Heaven thereby proving the existence of a divine
being which explains why, last night, Teresa kept shouting "Oh my God."

 

I can only hope, for all our sakes, that it is a dry heat...

 

The only news in there is good finaly you got to lay Teresa.
Congratulations.

JM

 

You should at least say who wrote that.
I've seen this a few times in the last year or so.
-Marc



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Not sure, it came into my inbox as is, if I have breached copyright it
was unintentional. Plus it's the first time I've seen it.

John Layne
www.solidengineering.co.nz

 

Unless he means mother teresa