Help needed urgent: Usability of online help

Discussion in 'SolidWorks' started by nirajgorde, Aug 7, 2007.

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    Proctologically Violated©®, Aug 9, 2007
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  2. nirajgorde

    FlowerPot Guest

    What wroing Jon? Cat gotcher tonge for once? Can't come up with any
    examples because you've never been to a class and don't even own a book?
    Cought lying again?

    You;re always claming that some shit or another is criminally evil, but
    you are terminally stoopid. You use the software for making blocks with
    holes in it, and don't know shit about surfaces, design or engineering
    for that madder. You are no one to judge the worth of anything. If I wer
    that Lumbar guy I would be ashamed that you have been creaming all over
    his book. Did he give you a bunch for free or something, you shameless
    shill?

    Daisy
     
    FlowerPot, Aug 9, 2007
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  3. nirajgorde

    jon_banquer Guest

    If you can't figure out what's wrong with the SolidWorks 2007 on-line
    help by now you're a complete fucking idiot just like Cliffy is.

    Here are a couple of free clues fucktard:

    Where in the SolidWorks 2007 on-line help would one find the concept
    of using a master model?

    Where in the SolidWorks 2007 on-line help would the concept of using
    just a few sketches, planes, etc. at the top of the feature tree that
    are then referenced by as much as the model as possible be?

    When everything in feature tree goes back and references just a few
    sketches and planes you actually have some control when something goes
    wrong rather than a tree filled with errors that cascades down.

    Sounds to me like you and Cliffy are the fucking morons modeling
    bricks with holes in them because that's about all sloppy modeling
    techniques are good for.
     
    jon_banquer, Aug 10, 2007
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  4. nirajgorde

    FlowerPot Guest

    jon_banquer wrote:



    Oh, Jon, Jon, who the fucktard now? You first say that "the concepts
    taught in the SolidWorks 2007 manual are fundamentally wrong", but now
    you say that two techniques are not in the book. Who the fucktard now?
    There is difference between "wrong" and "not exitst", but such reasoning
    is wasted on you.

    Who cliffy?

    Daisy
     
    FlowerPot, Aug 10, 2007
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  5. nirajgorde

    jon_banquer Guest

    Now you want to split **** hairs, fucktard.

    It's called lying by omission. The SolidWorks 2007 on-line help is a
    fucking useless piece of shit and SolidWorks Corp. does it on purpose
    so that their VAR's can make more money on over priced training.
     
    jon_banquer, Aug 10, 2007
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  6. nirajgorde

    FlowerPot Guest

    I don't care, I'll split fuckin nose hares fucktard. When was the last
    time you saw a **** hare anyway? Probably your sisters.

    No, I think it's called you just call names and done have any clue what
    your talking about.

    Ok, hold it. Is it lying, wrong or nonexistent? You can't keep this
    straight.

    By the way, how much of this shit doe you write on company time?

    Daisy
     
    FlowerPot, Aug 10, 2007
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  7. nirajgorde

    Cliff Guest

    He's just confused, not knowing what CAD stands for (just
    for starters).

    Remember, for years he's been seeing buzzwords in ads
    & inventing his own private meanings for them to impress us with.
    NOW he's seen a few of them in context (perhaps) and
    the little voices in his head that use the buzzwords are going
    even more nuts trying to fit the buzzwords together <G>.
    I doubt it can ever make much sense to him now as he has
    his own private invented "meanings" ...

    See how simple it all is?
    He's utterly clueless.
     
    Cliff, Aug 10, 2007
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  8. nirajgorde

    Cliff Guest

    http://barn_rubble.tripod.com/
     
    Cliff, Aug 10, 2007
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  9. nirajgorde

    Cliff Guest

    But you don't grasp any of it.
    You have a few (claimed) videos <G>.
     
    Cliff, Aug 16, 2007
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  10. nirajgorde

    Cliff Guest

    Where does it tell you what CAD is & what it's for?
    Did you ever hear of design intent?
    How to design (or even model) anything?
     
    Cliff, Aug 16, 2007
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  11. nirajgorde

    Cliff Guest

    Having problems with a demo student version, are you?

    Why not ask (nay, beg) for help?
    Or do you just need the words in an ad explained to you again?
     
    Cliff, Aug 16, 2007
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  12. nirajgorde

    Cliff Guest

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    Cliff, Aug 16, 2007
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  13. nirajgorde

    Cliff Guest

    So you just need training in the basics (to begin with), eh?
     
    Cliff, Aug 16, 2007
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  14. nirajgorde

    Cliff Guest

    (1)

    About everyone else models things in 3D CAD systems.
    Too bad about your comprehension problems & lack of training.
    Why not buy a legal copy & beg the VAR to let you take
    some simple instruction in the basics for a reasonable fee?

    Though, with you, expect a rather steep set of fees ...
     
    Cliff, Aug 16, 2007
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  15. nirajgorde

    Cliff Guest

    You don't know that.
     
    Cliff, Aug 16, 2007
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  16. nirajgorde

    Cliff Guest

    And falling flat over & over again, being so utterly clueless.
     
    Cliff, Aug 16, 2007
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    prasanna Guest

    hi people

    i'm a solidworks prefesion workin in india
    from 3 years,as a design engnieer, so any one having requtments,
    please call me, i have b1 visa, i'm a post graduation person



    prasanna

    +919841139526
     
    prasanna, Aug 16, 2007
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  18. nirajgorde

    FlowerPot Guest

    You must realize of course that this sort of thing is going to be met
    with a fair amount of hostility from folks in the USA. Not because of
    racial or nationalistic bigotry, but simply because of unfair
    competition. USA should crate up about a million trial lawyers and
    export them to india, china and elsewhere to exact our revenge. You all
    take our technology without the overhead baggage that goes along with it
    here. Lawyers are the folks responsible for US pricing itself right out
    of the world market. Lawyers are the friction in the worx for which
    engineers must continually overcompensate. I think it would be fair play
    for us to inflict our lawyers on you (no, we don't want them back), and
    then your cost of living would be as high as ours and you would have to
    follow basic laws like copyright and patent, and your government would
    have to pay for insane lawsuits against everything that so much as
    breathes, and especially people who try to do good, they above all else,
    must be punished by greedy opportunistic lawyers.

    After lawyers drag your country through the mud the way they have ours,
    then you can come back and ask for work.

    Daisy
     
    FlowerPot, Aug 16, 2007
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    jon_banquer Guest

    You can't just blame lawyers. That's an easy target and conceals the
    ugly truth.

    When Americans realize what a scam this whole world economy is (at
    least how it's setup now) and that it's a scam perpetrated by big
    business things might start to change.

    Manufacturing is viewed as a dirty business that someone else should
    do by most Americans. Until this mentality is changed things will only
    get worse.
     
    jon_banquer, Aug 16, 2007
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