Designer/machinist needed Greensboro, North Carolina

Sort of like an IQ test for wingers.
Or a sobriety test needed to start your car. Watch the pretty
lights, push the pretty buttons .... to complicated, right?

Sort of like all the false positives for a drug test, right?

Better than any such test I'm certain, right?

Just stand there like a cop. Lie.

And this has what to do with your impaired judgements?

So you don't really care about impaired ...... just your religion
being forced on others .......

[
A test for "impaired" would be rather simple but probably
weed out lots of fundies & wingers due to their impaired
judgement.
]

See how simple this test was?

 

Why aren't you posting to a plumbing group then?
Winger's Disease?

What's wrong with being an honest plumber?

 

The example I've seen tests motor and cognitive ability, and would run on a
laptop and maybe even the better PDAs. It only takes a few minutes,
certainly much less than a drug test, and gives instant results. It does
not distinguish between various causes of impairment, such as drugs v.
simple fatigue. It's cheap, reliable and non-invasive, too.

So, naturally, there's no market for it. Much better to get the guy who
smoked a joint 2 weeks ago and let your hung-over, over tired or caffeine
addled employees keep operating that heavy equipment, right? Government
regulation of worker's compensation insurance and employer liability very
frequently offer employers financial incentives for drug testing programs,
only. In FL, I think it's a 5% discount on worker's comp rates.

Research shows that cops overestimate their ability to detect alcohol or
drug impairment, more so for the latter, less so for the former.

Jeff

 

I'm all for this sort of test.

After all how many pot smokers (non-alcoholic) do you know who beat
their wives and abuse their kids ? I dont know any nor have I
personally heard of any potheads who do. However I know many drunks
who do and have heard my share of other horror stories involving
drunks.

 

I used to work with a guy who had a serious drug problem. You could
tell the days when he WASN'T high, he pulled his hat down low, and
wore sunglasses to keep the ceiling lights from blinding him.
One Monday he didn't show up. About 10am the OWNER left to go bail him
out of jail so he could drive the fork truck around, unload trucks,
move material and chip drums.
He had been busted late the night before, driving after burning crack
cocaine and heroin all weekend.

 

A buddy pissed off a cop one night. Hed had NOTHING to drink. When

Fking cops are dangerous criminals with guns. They lie, they steal,
they cheat and they sit around complaining they're not "compensated"
enough. When you drive by a parking lot at night here you'll see two
cop cars 69-ing and hours later you drive by again and the 2 cars are
still there.

 

Actually..most of them are not. However it takes only a few bad actors
to give them a really bad name.

Gunner



"If I'm going to reach out to the the Democrats then I need a third
hand.There's no way I'm letting go of my wallet or my gun while they're
around."

"Democrat. In the dictionary it's right after demobilize and right
before demode` (out of fashion).
-Buddy Jordan 2001

 

Making it. I could use a bit more work..shrug..but Im almost covering
expenses.

The ticker is holding out fine and dandy now that Im buying most of my
meds. Two of them are still too expensive..shrug.

I saw that you bailed on the gear shop. Not knowing the details I
witheld comment. But I think you did the right thing. You do what
you do damned well and are extremely well thought of by your clients.
I suspect we share a few as some of mine know you, or of you.

Thanks for asking.
Hope you have a marvelous Thanksgiving.

Gunner



"If I'm going to reach out to the the Democrats then I need a third
hand.There's no way I'm letting go of my wallet or my gun while they're
around."

"Democrat. In the dictionary it's right after demobilize and right
before demode` (out of fashion).
-Buddy Jordan 2001

 

And which drugs make you nutz? The natural ones?
Sounds like we need to ban exercise & guns .... nasty
things, endorphines.

 

All that would be needed would be an entry system, probably.
Solve the logic & hand-eye coordination problem (a new one
each day) and the door opens.

Sadly, most fundies & wingers would fail ...... but we could
use the same test for voting ......

 

You could be arrested on suspicion after exiting someplace
that serves alcohol. This is in fact often done.
Wait a few hours with 4 recent drinks on top of the food ....
then get tested .... probably you would *then* fail.

In any case, they would poke you, perhaps keep your DNA
in their new police, FBI & anyone else's database,
and THEN BILL YOU. For the impound too.

HTH

 

They probably want to get out of the way.
Feel free to stand there though.

 

Actually, I'd not yet read this subthread <G>.

Give Gunner the old rock. Saves me the trouble.
One of these days he might actually get something right.
We can hope, anyway.

 

Of course not. There are lots of weekend recreational uses. None of
them will be working for me however.

Of course not.

Gunner



"If I'm going to reach out to the the Democrats then I need a third
hand.There's no way I'm letting go of my wallet or my gun while they're
around."

"Democrat. In the dictionary it's right after demobilize and right
before demode` (out of fashion).
-Buddy Jordan 2001

 

And one of these days, YOU might actually directly answer a question asked
of you.....














....nahhh...wishful thinking.

- DW

 

According to your headers, you're using Xnews. See the scoring.txt file
in the Xnews root directory, it'll show you how to score by subject. A
score of -9999 is a kill.

HTH

 

I don't know how to configure Outlook Express's filters because I've
never used Outlook Express, nor will I ever. Sorry. :-( You need to
consult somebody who knows that software.

 

You really are a dolt aren't you?

 

That's near our old friend jb's last known,right?
Go for it <G>.

 

Safford? I've actually been there. ;-)


Best regards,
Spehro Pefhany